DJ SUMI KHAN TO HEADLINE PERRY’s STAGE!

World renowned in secretive cults around the world, DJ KHAN has been reported to be playing at Lolla 2015 in Chicago this summer each night at the Perry’s stage. She has been described by her rivals and friends as someone who “throws down hard as fuck. She is a goddess reincarnated a three toed sloth. She makes me trip so hard and see the new world”.

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DJ KHAN promises to make her show the best show of all time. Expect David Bowie to make a guest appearance as well as numerous bottle rocket fireworks in the air. KHAN got famous in the underground DJ scene in Lebanon and Azerbaijan with her remixes of Kesha and Creed. Her big song is titled, “Don’t Fuck with da Khan”.

She is also known to bring jetpacks everywhere she goes. This is a huge signing for LOLLA!

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