The New Face of ISIS


Through extensive interrogation of Al-Qaeda terrorists, the US Government have found out that there is an American mole leaking confidential secrets to Pakistan and Israel and Syria. He is a Jewish refugee who hates America because he wasn’t voted “Best Hair” in high school and lost in Mario Kart to Yoshi.



Here is a picture of this Jewish Fro-ed American ISIS Terrorist living somewhere suspected in the Midwest. Also pictured are most likely his cronies who make the C4 and deal heroin and harpoon whales.

If you or anyone you know have any information about the whereabouts of this deranged Jew Fro and of his real identity, then please call the FBI or the police immediately.

A handsome reward will be issued to any good leads.

He is very dangerous. Nobody knows much about him.


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